AISubs v3.7
Wow, that's good. You're good at it.
Relax.
Close your eyes.
I'm impressed. You're really a pervert.
Good morning.
I'm sorry for bothering you today.
Thank you for having me.
You look like an ordinary director.
That's right.
I used to work as an AD in Zero One TV.
Today, I'm working as a director for the first time.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
How old are you?
I'm 22 years old.
Are you 22 years old?
Yes, I'm 22 years old.
What!?
You're young.
You're younger than me.
I'm sure there are some irregularities.
Thank you for your cooperation.
What should I call you today?
What should I call you?
Please call me "Mass".
"Mass"?
Yes.
Do you have a girlfriend?
No, I don't.
Oh, you don't?
I've never had a girlfriend.
You don't?
No, I don't.
How rarely do you have a girlfriend?
Once a week.
Once a week?
To junior high school students?
Yes, to junior high school students.
What's your future plan?
I don't have one.
Oh!
Then, I'll be your director today.
I'll call you "cute Mass".
I'm very nervous today.
Thank you for your cooperation.
You look very nervous.
I want you to see it.
When you talk, you look over there and talk.
Mass!
First of all, where are you going from here?
First of all, I want to go to the gym today.
Is there anything you're trying to do in your daily life?
But when I went to the gym, I was gaining weight.
And it's weird. I haven't eaten yet.
It may be calories, but I haven't eaten yet.
The teacher said, "Did you drink?"
Oh, I drank a lot of alcohol.
Alcohol is also calories.
You didn't include that in your calculation, did you?
No, I didn't include it at all.
What did you drink at that time?
At that time, I was drinking red bull water.
It may be a little high in calories.
That's right.
I drank a lot of high-calorie drinks.
Do you go out for a drink or something like that?
That's right.
Oh, it's this building.
Then let's go.
Good morning.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I'm at the gym now, so I'm going to change my clothes.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Please call me when you're done changing.
I changed my clothes.
How do you like it?
You look like me.
Can you see me?
Yes, I can.
Like this.
Wow, you are licking me.
Is this your own clothes?
No, it's not mine. I always wear it here.
Do you train here, too?
Yes, I do.
Okay, let's do it.
Yes, let's do it.
It's hard for me to look sober.
But I don't want you to use me because I don't look good.
You are sexy.
No, I'm not.
Raise your hips.
Let's do it.
Right, left, right.
Good.
Let's do it.
20 seconds left.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Okay, nice.
You did it.
Thank you for your hard work.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Okay, nice.
I'm going to do a basic kick.
I told you, didn't I? It's plain, didn't I?
It's plain, but it's tough.
Where do you want to kick now?
The side of your butt.
Here.
The chair you're sitting on is a little round.
Can you see that there's a dent here when you stand up?
Here.
Make it round here.
Like an actress or a Brazilian woman with a round butt.
I'll do my best.
One, two, three.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
A little more.
2, 1.
7.
Nice.
You're good.
Here.
Yes, here.
8.
How do you like it, Masu?
It's amazing.
It's a very simple idea.
Is that all?
What do you do, Masu?
I used to play basketball when I was in middle school.
But I stopped playing since then.
I've gained about 10kg since I joined the company.
Let's work out together.
I'll do my best.
Let's go back and forth with the camera.
Let's do it.
One, two.
Yes, yes, a little more.
Yes.
Don't let your knees touch the ground.
Yes.
Go up to 10.
Yes.
10.
1.
Let's do it!
Ready, go!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
You can do it! Let's do it until 5!
Ready, go! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
OK! Nice!
It's hard.
Thank you for your hard work.
This sense of accomplishment is like after a world championship.
Am I right?
I did my best.
It was a moment.
You can be confident.
My heart is beating so fast.
My heart almost beats like I ran a marathon.
Are you human?
Yes, I am.
You are human.
I was surprised.
Why are you human?
What kind of person do you like?
(cough)
You can do it twice.
You can do it!
You can do it! Really!
You can do it!
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten...
Good job!
How was your training?
It felt good.
It felt good?
Yes.
I hope you will come back more often.
Yes.
I want to come back one more time this month.
I want you to come back more often.
I want you to come back two more times.
Thank you for your hard work.
Can you stand behind me?
Yes.
When you stand up, look at me.
Yes.
I'll do it again.
Where are you going next?
Next...
I'm going to cook.
I have a job and I have a drama.
I have to make a role and I have to cook.
Is it okay for you to cook?
It's okay, isn't it?
I've never said it before, so I don't know.
I don't think it's okay.
You're going to cook both sides, aren't you?
That's right.
But...
It's okay.
Let's go.
Hello.
Thank you for waiting.
Is this your first visit?
Yes, it is.
Please come in.
Wow.
Here you are.
Please apply this gel to your body.
When you're ready, there's an intercom in the back.
Please press this button and I'll put you in the car in the front.
I don't want to get burned.
I've been drinking sunscreen and applying sunscreen all my life.
I'm nervous about doing the exact opposite.
Good luck.
Yes.
I have one request.
I have a GoPro here.
Yes.
But you don't have to show your body.
Yes.
I'd like you to do something like a live broadcast with this GoPro.
Got it.
I think.
Yes.
I'm scared.
I can't do this.
Then I will deliver it with sound.
I have already finished sewing, so I would like to eat this tanning gel, sunscreen gel on the phone.
Wow, can you really bake it? How far can you bake it?
Wow, it's a mysterious smell.
I have finished sewing.
Wow, it's hot! It's hot! What is this?
Is it okay?
Can you see it by looking at it?
It looks like this inside.
Can you see it?
Legs.
I will close it.
It's warm!
My whole body is warm and it feels like I'm sunbathing.
I'm about to fall asleep.
Let me wipe my face first.
I'm wearing a coat because I'm too lazy to wear it now.
Is it burnt? I don't know at all.
But it felt good.
I'm going to change and meet you.
My face and lips are burnt.
I need to moisturize.
Bye bye.
Excuse me.
Are you done?
I'm done.
How was it?
Can you see it?
It's red here.
Can you show me?
I can see it even in this darkness.
I don't know how to cut my face.
I was putting a towel on my face.
Then I got a scar from putting a towel on my face.
Can you see it?
I don't know.
Oh, it was just a scratch.
We can't film inside.
Can you show me?
Is it like this?
Yes, it was like this.
The light was flashing up and down.
It felt good.
You look weird.
Thank you.
We have arrived.
We have arrived!
What is this place?
It's amazing, isn't it?
This erotic lighting.
This is where we always perform.
I'm going to play the mix now.
By the way, what is "mix"?
"Mix" is like a demo tape.
I'm going to play like this.
It's like a reference, a noun, or an appeal.
Are you going to record today?
I'm going to record.
Thank you.
You're going to do it in such a serious place.
That's right.
I'll take it seriously, so don't talk to me too much.
I understand.
I'll be serious.
I'll do my best.
It's scary! It's scary! It's scary! It's scary!
Thank you for your hard work.
Did you get a good one?
I think I got the best one I've ever gotten.
It's already started.
Is that so?
That's right.
I'm going to meet Ajima-san.
Are you okay with cameras and filming?
I'm fine.
Thank you very much.
I'm an online columnist.
Thank you for your kind cooperation.
What do you want to drink?
I'd like a beer for now.
Are you going to drink?
Until now.
After Corona, I used to say "five" or "five" at least once a week.
Even now, I say "three" or "three" from once a week.
That's right, you say "three" all the time.
But what I don't want you to forget is...
When we reunited for the first time in a long time and had children at 21, you said you had never seen a breastfeeding, so I breastfed you.
I was impressed.
You are really a pervert.
You brought me out and said, "How can I get out of here?"
You said, "Oh, it's itchy and warm."
It was really itchy and warm.
Is stimulation normal at the hotel?
What are you talking about?
Thank you for your hard work.
It's heavy.
Let's eat.
It's good.
You say this in front of your mother, so it's amazing.
Is that so?
It's common for people to think you have a cat on you.
You are hated by women.
But you have never felt malice against anyone.
No.
You don't have feelings of sharing and using each other, do you?
No, I don't.
But at work, when I'm with my brothers, uncles and nieces, I get excited and I want to do things like "roll, roll, roll", but I think it's also a part of me, so I don't like to make it.
I see.
It's fun.
Do you turn it on today as well?
Did you notice it?
I think it's different from usual.
Really?
For me?
For me...
Let's eat together.
Thank you for the meal.
Aren't these three the same?
Yes.
First of all, salt.
It's delicious.
Thank you for the meal.
Yes.
What are you doing?
It's delicious, but I put too much salt.
It seems like it.
I'm sorry.
It's fun, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Really...
When I got it, I used to drink champagne that my fans gave me.
Even though I'm the only woman here, I opened it a lot and shot a glider.
I opened it a lot and wrote down what I wanted to do.
I didn't know what you wanted to do, but you kissed me at the end, didn't you?
That's right.
Do you kiss cats?
Do you kiss cats when you're drunk?
No, I don't.
You don't kiss anyone or anyone else, do you?
Yes, but we have a close relationship.
We're close.
I don't know anything about personal space.
It's delicious.
It's really good.
What is this?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I thought you had half of it, but you ate it all.
It's a personal problem, but I'm 22 years old and I can't have a girlfriend at all.
I'd like to talk about how you can have a girlfriend from now on.
What kind of person do you like?
I like people who are very quiet.
Then I can't.
Then I can't, either.
We're very quiet.
I'm sorry if I'm wrong.
I don't like people who are very quiet.
I like quiet girls like "way" class mood makers.
I think it's just right for a girl like "yo-kyan" to be played with like "this person is unexpectedly interesting".
Now common sense is "kind-hearted party people"
But "gyaru" is common sense, isn't it?
"gyaru" is a very good one. "gyaru" is common sense.
"Common sense party people" suits me.
"yo-kyan" is common sense.
By the way, can you introduce me?
I'll open LINE.
"yo-kyan" is common sense.
How many friends do I have?
You have a lot of LINE, don't you?
I have a lot of LINE.
2,121 people.
If there are 2,100 people, there are many people.
Oh, but there may be people you can meet.
Even at a pace of one person per year, you can't catch up with 2,000 people.
It may be very easy to catch a bear's tail.
I'd like to ask you about your future outlook and future fingers.
My dream in the near future is...
I like talking, so I'd like to try a lot of variety.
I want to be a musical actress someday.
I'm surprised, but...
I want to be a musical actress like SONIN or FUJIWARA NORIKA.
Actually, I have a dream.
But now, I'm doing my best in variety, acting and DJing.
Don't be such an old man!
Then...
I'll do my best to keep it limited.
Thank you for your time today.
Thank you for having me.
I'll let you go now.
I'm a little sad, but...
This will be the last episode of "Zero One TV" at the end of the year.
Is it the last one?
It's the last one.
Is it okay for me to do it?
It'll be the last episode with you, Majima-san.
Do you have anything you'd like to say to the viewers?
Yes! "Zero One TV" is a channel that has been working hard for more than a year now.
I hope you will enjoy it by trying various things in the future!
And I hope you have a happy new year because it's the end of 2022!
Thank you for your time today.
Thank you for having me.
I'll let you go now.